Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Why do men die first:)

I got this in email fwded by my sister, and I find it worth sharing..worth a few laugh:)

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity
.If you mention how nice she looks ... its harassment. If you keep quiet . .. its male indifference.
If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape .. you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers .. you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.

Why do men die first?Because they want to.

9 comments:

sm said...

thoughtful
interesting poem
have to read it once again

indu chhibber said...

Haha very deep thinking here :)

SG said...

Good one.

Sandhya said...

It is good if they die first....if not, who is there to take care of them??) Our men are dependent on their women....mother first and then wife:)

Shilpa Chandrasekheran said...

I got to read this many times

Zephyr said...

By sharing this, you have joined the chauvinists, Renu!! How can you betray your own sex huh? :)

Renu said...

SM; Thanks !

SG: thanks!

Sandhya: You are so right Sandhya:)

Shilpa chandrasekheran: ha ha !

Zephyr: oh Zephyr..today i find men are the victims:)

Jeevan said...

Interesting perception!

Sujatha Sathya said...

Haha poor men! Damned if they do, damned if they don't