Wednesday, July 2, 2014

men and women

This I got in my email,
It is a good comparison of personality and attitude, some are true, some are said with tongue in the cheek:), but worth reading.......
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES
If Rekha, Meena and akshata  go out for lunch, they will call each other Rekha, Meena and akshata; If Amit,Brij and Shyam go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUTt;
When the bill arrives, Amit,Brij and Shyam will each throw in 500/; even though it's only for 1200/. None of them will have anything smaller  and none will actually admit they want change back.  When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay 500/  for a 300/ item he needs.;  A woman will pay 300/ for a 500/ item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows .. About dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods,& secret fears and hopes and dreams.; A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9 comments:

SG said...

Good one. But I have heard this before a couple of times.

KParthasarathi said...

Hilarious though true somewhat!!

rudraprayaga said...

Some are really true,but some like 300 and mre items in the bathroom and all...It was interesting and I enjoyed it.

Sandhya said...

Had a good laugh! Most of them are right too!

Bikram said...

he he hehe .. I liked those

Bikram

Usha Menon said...

Ha haha very hilarious and interesting post. A womann will always have the last word in an argument.

Enigma said...

I have already read this somewhere long back.
But I don't like the way they stereotype men and women based such things. :(

Zephyr said...

Ha ha. Had a good laugh early in the morning! This collection is obviously from the man's point of view. The other side is even better. But the best thing is we should be able to laugh at our foibles whether we are men or women.

Renu said...

SG:..Thanks :(

KParthsarthi: Thanks!

rudraprayage..Thats and exaggeration:)

Sandhya: it was meant for a good laugh only..

Bikram: Thanks Bikram!

Usha Menon: true:)

Enigma:.even I dont like stereoryping..its just for a laugh:)

Zephyr: exactly..have a good laugh and forget it:)