The Movie Encyclopedia==========
There are some things in life that you would never know if itweren't for Hollywoodor Bollywood
A great movie – "The Family Man"
Every married man with kids should see this
.Without The Movies you wouldn't know this:
** During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once
.** When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
** If being chased through town, you can usually take covering a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.or a baraat or kawaali in India.
** All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reachup to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist levelon the man lying beside her.
** The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his stardetective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
** All grocery bags contain at least one stick of FrenchBread.
** It's easy for anyone(specially if you are a hero u can run any thing, do anything) to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
** The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
** Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.
** The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
** All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are goingto go off.
** If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying anybefore now.
** You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
** Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer,it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.
** If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disasteror killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
** A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean hiswounds.
** When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as youtake out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. Itwill always be the exact fare.
** Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use thatlight instead.
**In this era of theft and burgalaries..houses are open all the time, one can come and go at will.
**while worshipping if the lamp goes off..something bad will happen.
** If the family is very happy...calamity is round the corner.
**If the hero has a sister..she is going to be either raped or killed.
**One never tell secrets on the phone even if for sure one may be killed before meeting.
There may be many more like this.........leave it you to add:)
Thought for the day...The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Piper has asked me to put this petition here...and I agree to the views expressed.
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