Thursday, December 16, 2010

DAILY CONVERSATION BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?..(.What will you cook today for dinner)
Wife: Jo aap kaho..whatevr you want
H: Dal chawal bana lo..make rice and lentil
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the...but you ate them yesterday only
H: to sabji roti bana lo..then cook some vegetables
W: bacche nahi khayenge.....Kids dont eat that
H: to chhole puri bana lo..then cook  chhole poori
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai..
H:  eggs bhurji bana lo...
W: aaj guruvaar hai..Today is thursday
H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??..who eats parantha at night?
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?..then we can order from Hotel.
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye. hotel food shouldnt be eaten frequently.
H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai..no curd
H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!....its time consuming..you should have told earlier.
H: Soup hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.....then soup is enough, wont take time evn.
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta..soup is not a meal, and not filling.
H: phir ab kya banaogi?.now what will you cook?
W: wo jo aap kaho .whatevr you want.

This I got in email..since it was in Hindi, wherevr I found necessary I have tranlated in English.

29 comments:

Insignia said...

Hahaha so true. The lady of the home has the last laugh!! She just plays safe :-)

chitra said...

Good one Renu, thanks for sharing.

Shrutzz said...

amazing one!!! This is so so so very familiar....am still laughing..will show this to my father-in-law today

Bikramjit said...

HA HA HA AHA AHA HAAH :)

now that u have named all these lovely dishes .. I am getting confsued what shud i be making today yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Loved it I am still smiling ...

SO what are you making then today ...

Bikram's

A said...

My home

dr.antony said...

Funny!
The lesson is not to ask what others want!

Chanz said...

lol... I have a read a few such forwards.. and they make me laugh... hahaha...

Dreamer said...

LOL!!! Sounds like a conversation in our home, mostly on weekends though!

Wicked Witch of the West said...

Haha love it! Sounds very familiar (well, the situation and nature of exchange, that is...:)).
And now I am craving Indian food!

My journey said...

LMAO!! is it true??
sorry was busy these days so couldnt visit ur blogs regularly.

Renu said...

insignia: women always have the lasdt say:)

Chitra: my pleasure:)

Shrutzz:..true in my home too:)

Bikramjit:..I am a good cook, whatevr I make its always tasty::)//so say my friends and family:)

A: Mine too.

Dr. Antony:..we women ask not because we will do what is said but just to show we listen to men:)

Dreamer:.happens to me all the time:)

WWofW:..common occurence:)

My journey: common everywhere Anil..even in my home:)

AS said...

Its very familiar. Ghar ghar ki khani. I agree the woman has the last laugh. The difference is that at times i have to take the kitchen in my hand to resolve the issue. Then i dont need to ask these question to the dearest wife :).Why is it not the other way around - I ponder, may be i don't know to cook everything and so i play safe.

J P Joshi said...

Renu, have you been eavesdropping on the conversation that Poonam has with me on this issue.

Only difference is that the conversation starts with, "kya khaoge"..'jo banaogi' ... 'you suggest something' and then it is the same familiar route outlined in your post.

Renu said...

AS:.I think that women have this mentality of being the martyr , so they just show off how much they listen to their man:) whereas men are more practical.

JP Joshi: as AS said.yeh ha ghar ghar kimkahani:)

Amrita said...

hahha so trueee!!hehehhee

gayatri said...

Loved this.. Its so true in every woman and man's life. There are no exceptions in this case.

Reminds me of the song from "My Fair Lady"..."I'm an ordinary man!

"But, Let a woman in your life, and patience hasn't got a chance,
she will beg you for advice,
your reply will be concise, and she will listen very nicely,
and then go out and do exactly what she wants".

My husband feels, that I ask his advice to remove them from the list of choices :-)

lostworld said...

Really funny.. :D

Renu said...

lostworld: and very true too:)

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Rhapsody B. said...

nAMASTE.....
Its like the song that never ends, circular conversation.

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Rahul Bhatia said...

So you know what men folk endure sometimes, Renu:)

Renu said...

Rahul Bhatia: If you have been reading my blog, then you will know that I find men suffering more than women:)

Usha Menon said...

Very interesting when we read it. This a daily occurence in every house. Enjoyed reading it.

Rachit Aggarwal said...

Humorous as well as true to some extent

indu chhibber said...

haha i am going mad-laughing.
But seriously-you have a gem of a husband who gives you so MANY options.
And by the way-what did the wife really have in mind?

Renu said...

Usha Menon:Thanks Usha!

Rachit Aggarwal: its true most of the time:)

indu Chhiber:..wives always do what they want but want to show that they follow husbands in everything:)..isnt it?

sm said...

happy new year

Found In Folsom said...

OMg....the guy has a lot of patience ..he answered so many choices...Mine would have said..do whatever after the third qn :)

Renu said...

Found in Folsum: His patience made this dialogue worth reading:)