Monday, June 30, 2008

funny logic

Lessons in Logic Man and woman sitting together :
If happy – they are friends
If sad – they are husband and wife ..............................................................

I was born intelligent - Education ruined me. .............................................................

Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? ................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others, Then what exactly are the others here for? ..............................................................
Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak. ............................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ................................................................
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. .............................................................
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity. ........................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman. ............................................................
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. .......................................................
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow What you can put off today. ................................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep .............................................................
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ...........................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ............................................................ "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours .............................................................
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. .......................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn. ........................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

1 comment:

Vishal said...

I have been reading your blogs for sometime now and i am amazed at the variety you offer....everyday there is something new to read...and this one is particularly mindblowing..